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Ass in Antarctica
Figueroa BrothersOriginal price $ 7.50Current price $ 6.95When the heat becomes unbearable, do you feel like you need a vacation? We hear Antarctica is a nice place to chill out. This is the cheapest fare ...
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Ass in Hell
Figueroa BrothersOriginal price $ 10.50Current price $ 9.95The hottest ass ever. Joe Chilehead's favorite hot sauce. It is inevitable, Joe Chilihead was damned from the very beginning. His exploits with Ass...
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Ass in Space
Figueroa Brothers$ 5.95It's Outta this world. In a galaxy far, far away...An evil pepper sauce of an unknown molecular structure has made its way to Earth. Its mission is...
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Ass in the E.R.
Figueroa BrothersOriginal price $ 10.00Current price $ 8.95Joe Chilehead quest to seek out the hottest pepper pods on the planet brings him to the Emergency Room via Trinidad where he brought home the Trini...
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Ass in the Tub
Figueroa BrothersOriginal price $ 5.50Current price $ 4.95This pepper sauce is seriously hot. It might sound like we are bragging, but actually we are just giving advance notice that it is going to burn on...
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Ass in the Tub Armageddon Reserve
Figueroa BrothersOriginal price $ 11.00Current price $ 9.95The hot sauce to end all. CAUTION: this pepper sauce is seriously hot. In fact, this is about as hot as it gets. It is brutal, it is monumental, it...
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Ass Reaper
Figueroa BrothersOriginal price $ 11.00Current price $ 9.95One of the hottest and neatest collectibles to come along in a long time. A frightening addition to any hot sauce collection. Perfect for halloween...
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Hemorrhoid Helper
Figueroa BrothersOriginal price $ 7.50Current price $ 6.50First you’ll laugh, then you’ll cry. Dr. H.E.M. Rhoid says, “There is nothing better than Hemorrhoid Helper to add to your pain and discomfort.” If...
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One Fuckin' Drop At A Time
Figueroa BrothersOriginal price $ 10.00Current price $ 7.95This is a serious hot sauce. There is no other way to describe just how hot this sauce is. Keep away from pets and small children and avoid contact...
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Slappin' Fat Bacon Ketchup
Figueroa BrothersOriginal price $ 9.50Current price $ 8.95Ketchup with bacon?? What's not to love?? Product Info Heat LevelMild Size12 oz bottle IngredientsTomato concentrate, high fructose corn syrup, vi...
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The Cheech Gnarly Garlic
Figueroa BrothersOriginal price $ 6.50Current price $ 5.95Cheech takes habanero peppers and blends them with fresh carrots, onions, mucho garlic, and a splash of lime juice to create a perfect combo of hea...
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The Cheech Mojo Mango
Figueroa BrothersOriginal price $ 6.50Current price $ 5.95Cheech Marin is a serious Chilehead. This time he makes a thick puree of fresh mangoes and fiery Habaneros to create a fruity sauce of medium heat....
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The Cheech Smokin' Chipotle
Figueroa BrothersOriginal price $ 6.50Current price $ 5.95Cheech from the Cheech and Chong movies, mashes Jalapeno, cayenne, Tabasco, and Habanero peppers together to age, then adds molasses, sugar cane, v...
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The Hottest Fuckin' Hot Sauce
Figueroa BrothersOriginal price $ 10.00Current price $ 8.95This is a seriously F@%#^&' hot sauce. There is no other way to describe just how hot this sauce really is. Keep away from pets and small child...
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The Hottest Fuckin' Nuts
Figueroa BrothersOriginal price $ 8.50Current price $ 7.95We warned you. These are seriously f**k*n' hot nuts. There is no other way to describe just how hot these nuts are. Keep away from pets and small c...
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