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    Special Shit Seasoning

    Big Cock Ranch
    Original price $ 15.50
    Current price $ 12.95

    Special Shit All Purpose Seasoning is a savory addition to any food! Made from a combination of flavorful spices that are delicately blended to pro...

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    Bull Shit Steak Seasoning

    Big Cock Ranch
    Original price $ 15.50
    Current price $ 12.95

    Bull Shit is the finest steak seasoning to ever grace a pantry, no shit. After extensive testing in our Shit kitchens, we have come up with the per...

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    Original price $ 15.50
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    Queen Majesty Red Habanero & Black Coffee Hot Sauce

    Queen Majesty
    Original price $ 12.00
    Current price $ 9.95

    this sauce perfectly balances an exciting flavor with a sensational heat. This is our hottest recipe, we use more than twice the amount of hot pepp...

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    Original price $ 12.00
    Current price $ 9.95
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    Good Shit Seasoning

    Big Cock Ranch
    Original price $ 15.50
    Current price $ 12.95

    Taste the sweet difference! Good Shit Sweet n' Salty Seasoning is a specially blended formula designed to bring sweetness to the palate like no oth...

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    Original price $ 15.50
    Current price $ 12.95
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    Blazing Foods Tube of Terror

    Blazing Foods
    Original price $ 19.00
    Current price $ 15.95

    Each Tube contains enough peanuts for a 5-6 person party-night challenge. Grab your crew, a bucket of beer and a Tube of Terror… TIME TO NUT UP OR ...

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    Original price $ 19.00
    Current price $ 15.95
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    Chicken Shit Seasoning

    Big Cock Ranch
    Original price $ 15.50
    Current price $ 12.95

    We’ve got something to crow about! Chicken Shit is the seasoning designed especially for chicken! This ain’t the same herbs and spices the fat man ...

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    Original price $ 15.50
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    Queen Majesty Scotch Bonnet & Ginger Hot Sauce

    Queen Majesty
    Original price $ 12.00
    Current price $ 9.95

    Queen Majesty Scotch Bonnet & Ginger Hot Sauce has a vibrant flavor and a slow-burning heat. This original recipe is very loosely based off of ...

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    Original price $ 12.00
    Current price $ 9.95
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    Aw Shit Seasoning

    Big Cock Ranch
    Original price $ 15.50
    Current price $ 12.95

    Aw Shit Hot n' Spicy Seasoning is specially blended for those who want to put a little zip in their doo-da. With a hot combo taste of Mexican meets...

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    Original price $ 15.50
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    Bad Ass Shit Seasoning

    Big Cock Ranch
    Original price $ 15.50
    Current price $ 12.95

    Bad Ass Shit is a seasoning designed for the refined cook to add a new dimension of flavor to beef and pork. Straight out of the playbook of James ...

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    Original price $ 15.50
    Current price $ 12.95
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    Torchbearer Garlic Reaper

    Torchbearer Hot Sauces
    $ 19.95

    The first ingredient is this hot sauce is Carolina Reaper, and the second ingredient is garlic, the result, both HEAT and FLAVOR. The Garlic Reaper...

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    $ 19.95
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    Da' Bomb Beyond Insanity

    Spicin Foods
    Original price $ 15.00
    Current price $ 14.50

    Caution: Beyond Insanity. One of the hottest sauces on earth. Pure habanero pepper enhanced with habanero infused flavor create a sauce measured at...

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    Original price $ 15.00
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    Queen Majesty Jalapeno Tequila & Lime Hot Sauce

    Queen Majesty
    Original price $ 12.00
    Current price $ 9.95

    perfectly balances a refreshing flavor with a satisfying heat. This original recipe is based on 3 of our favorite things: jalapeños, tequila and li...

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    Original price $ 12.00
    Current price $ 9.95
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    No Shit Salt Free Seasoning

    Big Cock Ranch
    Original price $ 15.50
    Current price $ 12.95

    No Shit was developed as an all-purpose seasoning to enhance the flavor of beef, pork, chicken, vegetables, and eggs. Who could have imagined that ...

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    Original price $ 15.50
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    Torchbearer Zombie Apocalypse

    Torchbearer Hot Sauces
    Original price $ 22.50
    Current price $ 19.95

    You won’t escape the pain of Zombie Apocalypse This EXTRACT FREE sauce has 16 ghost chili pods in every bottle, this is the 2nd hottest hot sauce w...

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    Original price $ 22.50
    Current price $ 19.95
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    BBQ Shit

    Big Cock Ranch
    Original price $ 8.00
    Current price $ 6.95

    BBQ Shit is specially designed to bring the fun back to grilling and smoking. With a combination of secret spices proven in the famous Shit family ...

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    Original price $ 8.00
    Current price $ 6.95
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  • Cin-Chili

    Cin-Chili Company
    $ 5.95

    Your tongue will explode, with flavor, when you put the first spoonful of this championship chili in your mouth. Years in the making. You'll agree,...

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    $ 5.95
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    Bravado Garlic & Arbol Moruga Scorpion Hot Sauce

    Bravado Spice Co.
    Original price $ 14.00
    Current price $ 11.95

    A fiery, garlicky blend of scorpion peppers, árbol chilis, and a hint of lime. This is a true ultra hot from deep in the heart of Texas! Product In...

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    Original price $ 14.00
    Current price $ 11.95
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    Mikey V's Smoked Bacon Salsa

    Mikey V's Foods
    Original price $ 10.00
    Current price $ 8.95

    The wait is over! I've gone mad! I teamed up with award-winning Rentsch Brewery to create this OMG salsa. Using Rentsch's Weizenbock beer, my smoky...

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    Original price $ 10.00
    Current price $ 8.95
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  • Da' Bomb Ground Zero

    Spicin Foods
    $ 19.95

    This sauce is the hottest on Earth. Pure habanero pepper enhanced with habanero infused flavor create a sauce measured at 234,000 Scoville units. W...

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    $ 19.95
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    Bravado Ancho Masala Scorpion Reaper Hot Sauce

    Bravado Spice Co.
    Original price $ 14.00
    Current price $ 11.95

    Loving the latest from Houston's own Bravado Spice Company. Ghost, scorpion and reaper peppers provide the heat, Indian spices with a Texas twist p...

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    Original price $ 14.00
    Current price $ 11.95
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    Queen Majesty 2 oz Trinity Sampler

    Queen Majesty
    Original price $ 19.95
    Current price $ 14.95

    Queen Majesty is easily one of my all time favorite brands and this is a great way to try each of their unique signature flavors. These are some of...

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    Original price $ 19.95
    Current price $ 14.95
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    Bravado Aka Miso Ghost Reaper Hot Sauce

    Bravado Spice Co.
    Original price $ 14.00
    Current price $ 11.95

    The newest (and hottest) from the boys at Bravado Spice Company here in Houston. I absolutely love the Aka Miso sauce - I've been using it most on ...

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    Original price $ 14.00
    Current price $ 11.95
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    Mikey V's 7 Pot Primo Salsa

    Mikey V's Foods
    Original price $ 10.00
    Current price $ 8.95

    The First of it's kind, Mikey V's 7 Pot Primo Salsa will knock your socks off with its fresh taste and tantalizing heat. With the help of renowned ...

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    Original price $ 10.00
    Current price $ 8.95
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    Das Gud Garlic Habanero Hot Sauce

    Das Gud Spice Company
    Original price $ 8.00
    Current price $ 7.95

    Our original, award-winning Garlic Habanero Hot Sauce is a treat for garlic-lovers. This combination of garlic, carrots, peppers, and spices create...

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    Original price $ 8.00
    Current price $ 7.95
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    Hell's Kitchen Rockin' Rasta

    Hell's Kitchen
    Original price $ 10.00
    Current price $ 9.95

    Enjoy this flavorful blend of heat and sweet on shrimp, chicken, veggies, rice dishes, eggs, tofu and so much more! Taste the Islands, Mon! Product...

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    Original price $ 10.00
    Current price $ 9.95
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    Albert's Original BBQ Sauce

    Albert’s Original
    $ 7.95

    This is a classic Texas BBQ sauce made by Houston's own Randy Albert. Albert's Original is an Old German Style BBQ Sauce. Made in Texas thick and S...

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    $ 7.95
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    Hell's Kitchen Taco Cat Hot Sauce

    Hell's Kitchen
    Original price $ 10.00
    Current price $ 9.95

    Handcrafted with garden fresh peppers, tomatoes, garlic and Mexican spices. Enjoy liberally on tacos, grilled chicken, pizza, burgers, french fries...

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    Original price $ 10.00
    Current price $ 9.95
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    Lottie's Traditional Barbados Yellow Hot Pepper Sauce

    Lottie's Island Flavours
    Original price $ 11.00
    Current price $ 9.95

    It is interesting to note that the lady who makes this doesn't even eat hot foods. Regardless of that, this brew made from Hot Yellow Peppers, Must...

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    Original price $ 11.00
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    Bravado Spice Co. Ghost Pepper Blueberry Sauce

    Bravado Spice Co.
    Original price $ 9.00
    Current price $ 7.95

    Let’s step up your hot sauce game: fresh berries, cracked black pepper and Ghost Peppers. This is what hot sauce is meant to taste like. We love to...

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    Original price $ 9.00
    Current price $ 7.95
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    Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce

    Sauce Crafters
    $ 9.95

    Professor Phardtpounders Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce - Elixir of capsaicin extremus is an excellent creation of a Caribbean mustard hot sauce. It deliv...

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    Seed Ranch Flavor Umami Hot Sauce

    Seed Ranch Flavor Co.
    Original price $ 10.00
    Current price $ 9.50

    Umami, the fifth taste, translates as a “pleasant, savory flavor”. Seed Ranch Flavor Co.'s Umami sauce is a mild, earthy, rich sauce that is perfec...

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    Original price $ 10.00
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    Bravado Spice Co. Crimson Tex-Mex Seasoning

    Bravado Spice Co.
    Original price $ 9.00
    Current price $ 7.95

    Say hello to your kitchens new best friend. Try on: Grilled steak, pork and veggies. Tex-Mex classics such as Fajitas & enchiladas. Spike your ...

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    Original price $ 9.00
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    Das Gud Blueberry Habanero Hot Sauce

    Das Gud Spice Company
    Original price $ 8.00
    Current price $ 7.95

    Our award-winning Blueberry Habanero Hot Sauce is packed with anti-oxidants and combines blueberries, peppers, and spices to create a savory-sweet ...

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    Original price $ 8.00
    Current price $ 7.95
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    Secret Aardvark Hot Sauce

    Secret Aardvark
    Original price $ 9.00
    Current price $ 7.95

    Secret Aardvark is a flavorful sauce made in Portland, Oregon. It is a Caribbean/Tex-mex fusion sauce with habaneros, roasted tomato, mustard, carr...

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    Original price $ 9.00
    Current price $ 7.95
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    Karma Cosmic Dumpling Far Out Hot Sauce

    Karma Sauce
    Original price $ 9.00
    Current price $ 6.95

    Dipping. Dunking. Pouring. You'll be doing it all with this new offering from Karma Sauces. Cosmic Dumpling obviously goes great on all your Asian ...

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    Original price $ 9.00
    Current price $ 6.95
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    One Fuckin' Drop At A Time

    Figueroa Brothers
    Original price $ 10.00
    Current price $ 7.95

    This is a serious hot sauce. There is no other way to describe just how hot this sauce is. Keep away from pets and small children and avoid contact...

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    Original price $ 10.00
    Current price $ 7.95
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